becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

(Source: iraffiruse)

rcmclachlan:

deathcomes4u:

buggy-heichou:

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

IT’S EVEN SMILING WHILE ASLEEP.

Possibly the most harmless creature Australia possesses.

Possibly the only harmless creature Australia possesses.

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

I can’t even eat today

Bandos: DID Y O U JUST CALL THAT A M A RCHING B A N D?!???!! N o dr U M CO R P S!!??! YOU S H IT!!!

Drum corps members: Band band band summer band diddle toot toot lololololllll

baby: b-b-

mommy: bottle? you want your bottle?

baby: BLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is the worst day to be alive.